Monday, May 14, 2012

Zimtsterne

These were another Christmas cookie that I’m finally just catching up with now. I know, I know. The Cooky Book describes them as “a crisp, spicy cooky with a chiny glazed top. A favorite of Switzerland.” Hmm. Well, if the Swiss like ‘em they have to be good, no? They’re okay. That’s about it. I didn’t really find them spicy enough to be interesting, but they didn’t taste bad. They did have a weirdly flaky quality to them that I didn’t particularly enjoy. I liked the fact that they’re brushed with egg, because shiny is always fun. So okay, but not a Christmas treat that anyone, Swiss or otherwise, would likely look forward to year after year. If it’s any indication, I had a load of these left after Christmas was long over and ended up throwing them out.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Cream Filbert Candy Cookies

Betty Crocker advises that these resemble creamed filberts, otherwise known as mothball candies. To which anyone under the age of 100 is probably saying “huh?” I’ve never had a mothball candy, nor do I want to. But these are pretty tasty little cookies.

If I were to make these again I’d skip the festive decorative sugar because it’s too crunchy and distracts from the yummyness of these cookies. They’re rich and creamy little balls with filberts in the middle. They’re quite buttery, but other than that, I can’t really account for what sets them apart from any regular vanilla cookie — I think the word “cream” in the title is making them taste better than they actually are. Either way, these are a hit, not a miss.

Christmas Balls

Where the heck have the cookies been? I admit to taking a short Cooky Book hiatus. I’m only human. But I’m back on the horse. Back on the horse.

So yes, I obviously made these some months ago, for Christmas. Because they’re called Christmas Balls and one makes them at Christmas time, right? Or, at least I did, because I thought they’d be festive and worth serving to guests. Or so I thought.

These are not guest-worthy cookies. They were boring and bland and contained way too much food colouring. And they don’t really look like Christmas balls at all. People didn’t want to eat them because they don’t even look like food. How could you blame them?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Pumpkin Cookies

Surprisingly delicious! After my applesauce cookies got all gross and moldy, I was not excited about the prospect of putting large quantities of moist fruit into a cookie recipe. But, with Halloween and Thanksgiving and all that business, I felt compelled to whip up some pumpkin cookies. I have a recipe for pumpkin chocolate chip muffins that are delicious, so I threw in half a bag of chocolate chips in lieu of nuts. The result was pretty damn good.

The did turn out a little spongy and moist (sorry, I know that word irks some people), but these pumpkin lovelies were a hit. They really are like the cookie equivalent of a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, which I know some people really go cuckoo crazy for. And the kids loved them, which means I got them eating squash. Hooray all around!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Pecan Spice Cookies

The Cooky Book has been hitting ‘em out of the park lately. These are super good — very spicy, but not so overpowering that kids won’t eat them (or at least my kids, though they may have eccentric tastes). With nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon and cloves there’s a lot of taste packed into these little dynamos.

My kids are also weirdly obsessed with any cookie with a nut stuck on top. I’m not sure why, but I’ll go with these. These have chopped pecans inside and also a pecan half on top, so they’re not school-friendly, but are a great non-school snack for nut fans

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Cookies

Do I even have to tell you how these turned out? Classic PB cookies with the criss-cross on the top, you can’t go wrong. The Cooky Book boasts that these are “So rich, good with anything: a favourite with men and children.” A favourite with men and children? Well, I am neither a man nor a child and I thought they were pretty fab.

This is the most basic, flawless peanut butter cookie recipe ever and I can’t really fathom how anyone could improve on it. There are a couple of variations in here, one with honey added in and another with jelly thumbprints. I was tempted to do another batch of the jellies, but with Christmas coming up and PB being taboo in school lunches I elected to move on. Maybe when I get through the book I can go back. Catch up with me in a decade or so.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Chocolate Crinkles

These are good, but off. It’s a fairly standard crinkle recipe, with the chocolate, the icing sugar, all that jazz. They look fudgey and delicious, but they’re lacking… something.

Full disclosure: Martha Stewart has a recipe for almost identical chocolate crinkles. Martha’s crinkles, however, are mind-blowing. I realize I could look up the recipe and compare the ingredients, but I’m willing to bet that Martha’s contain a whole heck of a lot more chocolate. On first bite, Betty Crocker’s crinkles are tasty and brownie-like, but the more you eat, the more hollow they taste. Since chocolate cookies are a rare occasion on the land of the Cooky Book, this makes this recipe tragic. I ended up crumbling the last few over homemade vanilla pudding instead of eating them whole. That’s how sad it was.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Snickerdoodles

Thank the fates for Mrs. Ronald Anfinson of Benson, Minnesota, the creator of this, the original recipe for snickerdoodles. This is the true snickerdoodle recipe and there have obviously been many variations and riffs on it since Mrs. Anfinson was on the scene. I googled Mrs. Anifson and couldn’t even find so much as her first name. All that comes up is this recipe, attributed to her genius.

I’m not sure what makes snickerdoodles so awesome, but awesome they are. They aren’t a fancy cookie, just a crackly little morsel with a cinnamon coating, but they are quite magical. Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside, they are a classic. Classic.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Viennese Shortbread

A Cooky success! These are really yummy little cookies. It’s a pretty basic shortbread, pressed flat like rippled chips and sandwiched together with some coffee buttercream. Yum. Think of them as a slightly more elegant version of a Coffee Crisp. Did I say yum?

Lemon Cheese Pressed Cookies

Lemon cheese. There’s something about those two words together that just sounds super gross to me. Lemon cheese. Of course, the cheese in question in this recipe is cream cheese, not some inappropriate-for-dessert variety, but still, the very words make me think of lemony gouda or something equally unappealing.

So, much to my surprise, these little cookies are quite delicious, despite the fact that I generally do try to avoid cream cheese at all costs (I realize this contradicts my above assertion that cream cheese is an acceptable cookie ingredient. It just isn’t usually acceptable to me as an incredibly picky individual). The lemon flavor is pretty intense and the cheese gives a little bit of heft and creamy-ness without turning them into mini cheese cakes. The cookie press was, as usual, a complete pain in the ass — so much in fact that I actually injured myself using it, almost losing a finger nail. By the end of the batch I took to just molding the cookies into little balls.

Despite the fact that these are pretty tasty and very lemony, no one in my family would eat them. My son wouldn’t even try one. He’s only three and the very mention of lemons and cheese made him gag. Also, the cheese made them a little bit unstable, which made them go a little rank after a while. Which wouldn’t have been a problem if my children had agreed to eat them, but you know how it is.